Here’s what’s been happening. Since I last posted, three dozen hellilollies and ginormous jawbreakers have been chasing after me that I ended up looking like My Melody on HKO: Except that I wasn’t a bunny, I wasn’t on Eiffel Tower, and I wasn’t wearing a pink hood. Instead, I was a huge beetle buzzing my way throughout town and I landed on the water tower. The Sanrio town people probably thought I wanted to drink all the water, so they chased me again with the pitchforks and the torches and all the other stuffies that you use when you’re part of an angry mob. It’s a good thing Angie saw me (thanks Angie!), I’ve turned back into a little kitten. The problem is, when I say little, I mean little. Like, I lost an inch or two of my height. Urm, is there anyone who knows how to make me grow a bit bigger? Just a teensy-weensy bit? Please?
You know those monster movies they show on cable at times? I think they’re misunderstood creatures. They didn’t ask to be turned that way. It was just some sort of a freak accident, really. Deep inside, they’re really nice, furry creatures that have a warm heart and a caring disposition. It’s not like they meant to scare people or destroy stuff. They’re just misunderstood, is all. Why am I saying this? Because I found myself in a monster movie… with me as the monster! Heli-lollies and giant truck jawbreakers (it is Sanriotown, you know) are chasing after me, and the townspeople are bringing pitchforks and torches! Eek! I’ve been trying to explain to them that I’m not really a monster, but all I can say is *CLICK*CLICK*, and the last time tried it, I accidentally snapped the tail of the heli-lolly! Please, help me!
The good news: I’m no longer a little bug! Hurray for Angie’s magic! The bad news: I’m now a BIG bug.x_x The worse news: I think Pink knocked Blue unconscious when she thwapped him.x_x The worst news: Ganta fainted again. And he squished Keroleen, Kyorosuke, and Keroppi when he fell. The worst-er news: Purin and his friend horsie got trapped in an alternate universe, where Cinnamoroll has vampire fangs The worst-est news: I’m now being chased by farmers from all over Sanriotown with pesticide. I think they think that I want to eat their crops (Just because I have a mouth - well, pincers, anyway - doesn’t mean that I’m going to be gobbling everything in sight!) We’re all doomed!
I was going around, checking out the blogs (which is hard to do when you’re a bug, believe me) and I saw a picture that made me want to cry (if I had tear ducts, that is):
I saw it on GM (Great Man? Good Master? Gentle Mammal?) Neverender’s blog. What I would give to wear my jumper like that. It doesn’t even matter anymore that the game’s called “Hello Kitty Online” and not even have a “Magnificent Mimmy Mini-Game”, all I care about is to be a kitten again. I miss yellow, I miss my claws, I miss being mouthless, and I even miss my hairballs! When will I go back to normal again? Wheeeeen?
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